Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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