Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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