Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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