i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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