I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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