If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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