Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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