If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
do nipples grow back?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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