I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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