it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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