Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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