We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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