you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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