I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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