It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Randomize
