so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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