Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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