I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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