i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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