Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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