I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Randomize
