I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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