sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Randomize
