I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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