You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
