I don't think brook has ever known best
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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