when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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