if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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