I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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