Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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