No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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