I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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