More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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