so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
