there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
