have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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