I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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