I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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