...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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