i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
