You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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