dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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