Did you just see the Batmobile???
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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