Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Houston, we have a blender
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
