YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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