she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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