Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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