If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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