but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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