how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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