My hand turned me down
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
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