Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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