Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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